deathnoteforcutie:

when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just

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quiffturner:

wow i need a drink [pours apple juice into shot glass]

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bewbin:

thefinestlad:

bewbin:

I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?

This dick

oh thank god i thought i missed something big 

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stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

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blytons:

"normal teenagers would throw a party, but I stayed at home reading books and watching movies omg i’m so weird XD"

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jarodthexrayguy:

Do I really have to get out of bed this morning?

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oknope:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza.

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